When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew
has science gone too far
I love a good (f)ucking from behind
Would you cum i(f) I invited you over?
Submit yourself here
Look more at http://ift.tt/YoR60h
literally the only pro of having oily skin
Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”
what the fuck is this
its squid legs
This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!
"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"
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